Monday, June 23, 2008

Crime and Punishment

A couple months ago May was at school and a little boy was playing with scissors and cut her nose. His parents brought him to the house and he apologized, looking like he wanted the porch to swallow him whole. He also lost out on some fun things at school. He's a fine kid, just made a poor choice. It could have been really bad, but it wasn't, so we get to have a little fun with it.

Here's the damage (one week later):



And here's the fun:

(click on the letter to enlarge it, so that it's readable)

I took his name off the bottom to protect the... well, guilty.





Hilarious! You're Welcome.

3 comments:

The Stars at Night...Deep in the Heart of Texas said...

HA!@ That was entirely enjoyable. Fantastic. Man, I wonder if his parents prompted him with words; i.e. "shameful", "your servent" You must must keep this letter forever.

P.S. Do not mistake my enjoyment of the letter, very funny ha. But I truly am too glad that little May May's face is okey dokey. Pretty as it is and all...

Anonymous said...

That is awesome! What a funny kid with the whole "your servant" and "your friend in the office" part.

May is like the Godfather...until the end of 2008...with a servant at her beck & call. So funny that he included an expiration date!

Just remind her to use her power for good, not evil...he he!

JenJ said...

That is hilarious. SO FUNNY!!! At first I thought for sure the parents were writing for him and then by the end you know they aren't and it is amazing the mind of this person!